butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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