Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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