Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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