I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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