Don't you send me to vm
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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