I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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