What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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