Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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