How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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