At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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