Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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