I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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