I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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