Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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