he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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