do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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