Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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