I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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