sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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