Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's blow job season.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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