The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
