I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Non-Jews are for practice
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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