its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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