I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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