Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sext me about skeletons
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!