Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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