I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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