we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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