they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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