nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I need water and some morals
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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