S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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