You really coming over, don't trick.
"it" just moved
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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