how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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