sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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