Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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