I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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