have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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