I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
His nipple licking is glorious
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