i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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