well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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