school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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