I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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