Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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