I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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