Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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