This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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