one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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