He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Randomize
