Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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