check it out our google latitudes are spooning
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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