You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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