You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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