Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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