Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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