Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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