Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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