North Korea, Best Korea!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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