Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Randomize
