The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Houston, we have a squirter
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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