im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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